I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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