You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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