She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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