His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You don't make any sense
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