Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Randomize
