i don't like sucking hair
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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