haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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