I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
A+ Viking dick
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Randomize
