that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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