is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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