Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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