don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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