sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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