did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You're earring is so big in my mouth
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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