Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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