If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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