4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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