It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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