Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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