I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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