when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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