AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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