Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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