Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
i out mim tonsoeep
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