I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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