Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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