Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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