i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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