he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
This baby is an asshole
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Randomize
