David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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