is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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