My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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