My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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