just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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