i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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