Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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