Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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