Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
