if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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