i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
where are my eyebrows?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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