R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
It's shark week go big or go home
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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