so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
