I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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