Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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