another moral hangover. fuck.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Randomize
