so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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