Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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