ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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