Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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