just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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