you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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