so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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