fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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